'Tis the Season to be Careful

So you're Mr. or Mrs. On-top-of-Things. You're ready for the holidays. You've spent the past seven hours in line outside of your favorite retail store to ensure that your nephew gets that absolutely vital gaming system that he's had his little eye on for months now. You patiently wait for the doors to open, stampeding through the threshold at the sound of the retreating lock. You rush pass the masses, find your item, and make it to the checkout lane without a single scratch... from the neck up. You reach into your wallet, pull out your credit card, give it a swipe, and look down at the keypad.... DECLINED. But how?? Did you really spend five thousand dollars between yesterday when you checked your balance, and the time of your failed purchase? Of course not. ...So who did??

Horror stories like these can be seen all over the country these days.


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Opening the Safe

Imagine for a moment that I give you a safe containing $50 million dollars. I say to you that it's yours -- and rest assured, it is. However, you quickly realize that there is absolutely no way to get into the safe without the combination. But I haven't given you the combination-- that isn't my problem. You see, I said that the money was yours; I never promised to help you access it. 

Consider your rights as the riches inside of that safe. As an American, you are entitled to a certain set of rights. But having rights is not the same as having access to rights. I assure you, you don't want to wait until you need them to realize that you don't have access.

Less than 10% of the American population can afford a $400/hr attorney to grant them full access to their rights when they need them. Approximately 10% of Americans fall so far below the poverty line that in grave situations, the courts will appoint to them an attorney, gratis. 

But what about the 80% of Americans who do not fit into either of the aforementioned categories? What about the average American who needs help preparing his or her will, or fighting a traffic ticket? What about the American who needs assistance reading over a contract, or who is being taken advantage of by an individual or a corporation but cannot afford to make a $400 phone call?

America is a country that promises justice for all. Not justice for all of the richest and the poorest. Justice for All. 

It is my job, my duty and my pleasure to help others do what I was able to do for myself: Open the safe.

Innately Yours,

Lady Justice